dragi zineovci,

neki dan sam na njuškalo kao i ovdje stavio da prodajem jedan objektiv i na moje veliko čuđenje dobijem mail od mr Jonesa koji se zanima za cijenu. Odgovorio sam mu a on meni maloprije pošalje mail ovakvog sadržaja:

Hello,

Thanks for your prompt reply, First thing First i want to let you

know that trust is business, and Once again my Name his Mr. Jones Mike

I'm right now in CANADA for a purpose I really need this particular

item for my son schooling in West Africa Nigeria as an international

Student as a birthday gift. and his birthday is coming up as soon as

possible.. So I'm ready to offered you the sum of Eur 520 for this

item and 80e for the shipping cost through (Post Office Priority Air

Mail Service) to my son address below.

Full Name:- Akin Akinlabi

Address:- 200 Parakin Road

City :- ile-ife

State:- Osun

Zip Code:-23405

Country:-Nigeria

+2348073561897

I will be paying you through Bank to Bank Transfer which I was

advices in making an online Payment through out the Word and my bank

manager informed me that the Transfer will only take 24 to 72 hours to

any account in the word, which means i will be paying your through

Bank to Bank Transfer, If you wish to sell this item for me kindly get

back to me with the below information for the payment to your

account.

Full Name

Bank Name

Account Number

Country

Item Name

Awaiting your response.

Thanks and Regards.

Dakle, ako vam se na oglas javi mr Jones ili bilo tko što ima ikave veze sa afričkim državama (ma i uopće) nemojte ni slučajno nasjest i dati mu kartične podatke! bit ćete opljačkani još i brže no što vaši zatvarači mogu okinuti po jarkom suncu :)

Stariji korisnici ovo zasigurno znaju ali nije naodmet ponoviti.

I na kraju, što da odgovorim "dobrom" mr Jonesu?

Napišite nešto ovdje a ja ću odabrat odgovor s najviše duha i poslati mu ga :))